When you consider how sickeningly rich celebrities do tend to be, it does make you wonder why some of the 2013 Halloween costume efforts were, in a word, dissapointing/@MirandaKerr.
All we can say at this point is thank heaven for large mercies ie. Heidi Klum. As the Halloween dust settles and we see no movement on Seal‘s instagram front it has become achingly clear that Heidi was the costume prodigy in that particular relationship. Cold Case Closed.
So now, in no particular order, here are some famous humans dressed as other famous humans/things:
Ellen as Nicki Minaj guesting on The Ellen Show:
Complete with badonkadonk:
@theellenshow
Beyonce as a $2 shop ‘angel’ and Blue Ivy as a bumblebee? Colour us underwhelmed:
@beyonce
Cannot confirm nor deny if this is a Halloween costume but Lorde posted a .jpeg of her hand tatts on Halloween (will allow it):
@lordemusic
Lea Michele and friend as ‘Sexy German Beer Wench’/”Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”
@msleamichele
Iggy Azalea as Cruella De Vil and prop puppy as 1 Dalmation:
Miranda Kerr as a cat (ugh) and Flynn as Superman:
@mirandakerr
Everyone’s Favourite Human as Pinchy:
@patstew
Ke$ha as Drunk Self in Skeleton
@iiswhoiis
James Franco as ??
He captioned it with “#happyhalloween beeetches #snoopdogg #selenagomez #keeoone #witch”
???
@jamesfrancotv
Tavi and random as Wayne and Garth:
@tavitulle
Kelly Osbourne as Christina Hendricks and *COSTUME CHANGE* our Dame Edna Everage:
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka as Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Adorable human children as Alice and the White Rabbit:
@instagranph
David Spade as novelty song pest ‘The Fox‘ and Kate Hudson as ‘ye ne nethen Jen Snuhhh’:
@davidspade
Jessica Alba and hot friends as The Witches of Eastwick:
@jessicaalba
Paris Hilton dressed as Miley Cyrus/the career she definitely wishes she had:
@parishilton
And Jenny McCarthy rounds out the Miley costume flood by going as Miley’s protruding tongue and Whoopi Goldberg went as Mandarin from Iron Man 3:
@jennyannmccarthy
Meanwhile, actual Miley Cyrus went as 1999 MTV Video Music Awards Lil’ Kim:
@mileycyrus
Chris Colfer as “sexy R2D2”:
Chris Colfer
Naya Rivera as Where in the World Is Carmen Santiego? sans pants:
@nayarivera
Fergie and Josh Duhalkdsmmenlamyl as some kind of Day of the Dead cultural appropriation BS:
@fergie
Alexa Chung as the Hamburglar:
@chungalexa
Nicole Richie fucking nailing it as Twins: The Motion Picture starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.
@nicolerichie
Ruby Rose as “gangsta rodent”:
@rubyrose86
Snoop ______ got some audience participation going by asking fans which shitty mask he should wear:
Went with:
@snoopdogg
And now, fancy dress peasants. Bow down before the reigning Empress of Halloween Costume Commitment, Heidi Klum:
