WATCH: The ‘Game Of Thrones’ S7 Promo Is Here & Teases Maximum Fkn Carnage


After a seemingly interminable wait*, the first full promo for Game of Thrones season 7 has arrived. What it lacks in dialogue or plot exposition, it makes up for in ice cold menace.

Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryan and Cersei Lannister all do a mighty fine job of lookin’ regal ahead of that monstrous three-way clash. Well, four ways, when you include the White Walkers.

And then, maybe three ways again, if your lion-crested Queen of the Seven Realms teams up with those frosty fuckers, which is almost hinted at by that last shot. In any case, it’s going to be off. Bloody. Chops.


You’ll have to wait until July 17 to catch the first episode of the final season. It’ll be worth the wait, because we might just find out what the fuck happens to Gendry.
*Shout-outs to the George R.R. Martin’s readers, we see you too.