http://youtu.be/jIWwekdDgHk
From the files of “Is This Really News?” comes today’s dosage of fluff/arguable mild sexual assault.
Gaze upon this video of Rihanna getting extremely friendly with an unnamed fan, whose understandable wasn’t-even-remotely-expecting-thing-ness manifests itself in the guise of a remarkably shaking looking metal horn being thrown as the Barbadian pop singer grinds her business astride him.
So, uh… congrats, I guess?