Watch: Kim Kardashian Teaches Rove How To Balance A Champagne Glass On His Butt

Because the media don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hun: noted butt owner Kim Kardashian dropped by The Project last night to discuss hers (“I’m never one to preach, but I felt really positive and really good about myself. I love the photos, I did it for me, I hope other people like them.”) and teach back-deficient white dude Rove McManus how to better use his: 

Wow. What a wonderful time to have a butt.

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