Kim K Posted About Loving Long Nails Now & Everyone’s Making The #BootyAssBitch Connection

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Instagrammer Amanda Hirsch, the brains behind @notskinnybutnotfat, has made a genius connection between a recent IG post by Kim Kardashian that seemingly lends weight to Amber Rose‘s infamous tweet about their mutual ex Kanye West.

Let’s dive in. Here’s the post from Kim Kardashian that honestly, seems innocent enough. But also, we know how savvy this binch is on social media, and you have to think nothing Kim does is by accident.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQMNHlWgwX1/

Posting a pic of her long-ass green nails could just be Kimmy really feeling her new manicure, but as @notskinnybutnotfat has (maybe) deduced, the sudden enjoyment of long nails may be connected to her breakup with Kanye West.

Five years ago, Kanye West went on a rant about Wiz Khalifa (most of it has been captured for posterity right here at Mashable). For context, Kanye dated Amber Rose from 2008-2010, while Amber was married to Wiz from 2013-2014 and they had a son in 2013, who they’ve co-parented since their divorce.

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When Kanye went in on Wiz — shading former stripper Amber in the process — Amber of course clapped back with her own tweets, even after Kanye deleted his. She said “Now u wanna delete ur tweets cuz Muva has arrived?” adding in a second tweet: “Awww @kanyewest are u mad I’m not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch”.

Credit: Mashable

Now we’re not here to kink-shame, but the Fingers In The Booty Ass Bitch tweet was all kind of savage and naturally, it went extremely viral at the time. Especially because Kanye was seemingly incensed by the accusation that he likes butt play, even tweeting to clear things up a day later: “Exes can be mad but just know I never let them play with my ass… I don’t do that… I stay away from that area all together.”

(Given the prostate — which is located up le butt — is nicknamed the male g-spot, Kanye is really only playing himself here. Straight men, it’s 2021, you deserve to explore your own asshole.)

But now @notskinnybutnotfat has put two and two together, posing the question that perhaps there was another reason Kim Kardashian only discovered her love of long nails after her marriage ended.

Anyone with extra-long heaux nails can tell you, they are an occupational hazard for putting a tampon in, having a maz, and obviously, butt stuff. Those things are long and sharp, and these areas are delicate as hell, people! So it certainly seems that Kim is now enjoying the freedom of having outrageous nails and not doing damage to Kanye’s bits in the process.

Or, this bow could be longer than Kimmy’s manicure and @notskinnybutnotfat could be way off base. Either way, we enjoyed the Friday morning cackle.

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