Watch Ellen Degeneres Open The 2014 Oscars By Making Fun Of Jennifer Lawrence, Liza Minnelli, Everyone

Seven years since her last Oscars hosting gig, Ellen Degeneres opened the 2014 Academy Awards with a monologue making fun of everyone: June Squibb for being old (B+), Liza Minnelli for being the best Liza Minnelli female impersonator (A+), Meryl Streep for being good at her job (C), Amy Adams for not receiving tertiary education (B-), your best friend Jennifer Lawrence for being a clutz (A-), Jared Leto for being the prettiest woman in the room (A) and everyone in Hollywood for being racist if 12 Years A Slave doesn’t win Best Picture (A+). 
Final Grade: a solid A.

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