Aliens. They’re real. They like to pop down to Earth from time to time, just to do a lil’ location scouting for their next planetary move.
I like to think they are friendly and just want to be mates with us. Some would say they want to do a murder on everyone, Independence Day style.
But I digress. Basically, 2018’s had it’s first alien sighting – it’s not even the end of January. Calm down, alien life.
Here’s the sighting – it happened in Mexico, bc literally all alien shit happens either in Mexico, or in the border US states to Mexico (Texas, New Mexico, Arizona). I know this bc I am an alien expert and absolutely didn’t assume a fact based on the few alien sightings I’ve heard of/seen in movies.
Here’s the alien, mates.
Hey there, little guy! Cute little suspended-in-air sticky man!
Aaaand here’s the full, definitely not doctored, video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsE1oR0z5aY#action=share
Apparently, according to “UFO Expert” Pedro Ramirez, who spoke to Daily Mail about the video – I mean, if you’re a UFO Expert you’d best believe you need to wheel yourself out at any/all potential alien sightings – there’s been a spike in UFOs since the last 2 months of 2017 due to recent NASA and SpaceX launches.
“Concerned by our activity, they have been increasingly monitoring our planet,” he said – while stirring an extremely large cup of black gruel coffee (I imagine).
Can’t argue with that logic, can you. Especially when it comes from an EXPERT!
“You always have to believe someone who says they’re an expert” – Melissa Mason, Facts Expert.
Anyway. I for one welcome our new alien overlords. Come thruuuu, sticky alien dudes.
