Let Tom Hiddleston Serve You Some Breakfast & Vitamins In This, Uh, Ad 

Some time ago, sweet man Rami Malek went viral after a video resurfaced of him being a bit intense in a promotional video for a hotel. Now, it’s done did happened again except instead of Malek reading out a list of his favourite things, we have Tom Hiddleston being a thoughtful partner and encouraging you to take your vitamins.

You must watch this video to fully appreciate it but as a preface, here’s a little taste of what to expect.

The Chinese ad, for Centrum, begins with some lovely uplifting music as you rise from bed, wander into the kitchen and find Loki fiddling around with some food because he “finished early and thought I would pop back and make you breakfast.” He’s speaking to the camera, AKA you.

On the plate is an egg, sunny side up, in the shape of a heart.

“You look great,” Hiddleston says and then places the Centrum vitamins right in front of you.

Will this make Centrum a lot of money. Abso-bloody-lutely.

Just like Rami Malek’s viral video, people had so much to say on Twitter. The Hiddleston fans obviously frothed on it but others were… a bit puzzled.

That centrum commercial of tom hiddleston reminded me of this, especially when he said, “You look great” pic.twitter.com/DAkOp9xhp9

— ICED LOKI MACCHIATO (@KlexosLoki) March 27, 2019

If you do not recognise this terrifying thing, please do ruin your day and watch this video. 

tom hiddleston really went from looking evil to looking like the softest man in the world in like .000000134 seconds pic.twitter.com/91BoIr4wst

— anshe | 25 (@valkyrieIoki) March 27, 2019

This was so weird … pic.twitter.com/92nMweuVly

— Phil Wang (@PhilNWang) March 30, 2019

Someone took the piss out of Tom Hiddleston fanfiction and it has ruined me.

i woke up & rolled out of bed. i tied my wavy hair up into a messy bun & applied some light make up. my mom called me downstairs “y/n! get down here!” i put on my ramones t, black skinny jeans, converse & red flannel. i went downstairs & there he was, tom hiddleston, my new owner pic.twitter.com/Mpb6ShuC6A

— abbey luvs hannah (@asgards_princes) March 27, 2019

tom hiddleston giving y/n vitamins pic.twitter.com/oLyEMQLNkq

— teja | 25 (@trivksterloki) March 27, 2019

good morning @twhiddleston, do not forget to take your Centrum and hair growth vitamins

— Bobby (@bobbyhiddleston) March 27, 2019

The Tom Hiddleston vitamin add is the closest I'll ever get to a real, non-toxic relationship

— TheOneAndOnlyIz (@EstoniaPayne) March 29, 2019

i just saw that tom hiddleston trying to sell you a vitamin ad and im going to go scream and buy vitamins i hate being targeted like this

— tammy (@benscalligraphy) March 28, 2019

Tonight, my pub quiz team will be called Tom Hiddleston Vitamin Boyfriend Simulator 2019 and you can't stop it

— AlexWattsEsq (@AlexWattsEsq) March 28, 2019

nobody:

tom hiddleston: hello dear here’s centrum

me: pic.twitter.com/kSKvwm5pQp

— catherine misses ty and josh 🙁 (@klauscheetah) March 27, 2019

forming a support group for the victims of Tom Hiddleston’s Centrum commercial

— umami (@declawedmonet) March 28, 2019

therapist: tom hiddleston centrum ad is not real it can’t hurt you

tom hiddleston centrum ad: pic.twitter.com/0papFBcHDH

— ???????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????? ???????????????????? (@peachymischief) March 27, 2019

GOOD STUFF.

In other news, as the very cool posters may have revealed, you can catch Hiddleston in Avengers: Endgame come 24 April, 2019.

Don’t forget to take your vitamins beforehand.