You chortled until your monocle fell off when this note-perfect SNL sketch showed us what a Wes Anderson directed horror film would look like. And now, thanks to Nacho Punch, we now know what would happen if you took his patented, twee visual steez (symmetry, POV shots of people arranging inanimate objects, yellowed Futura) and applied it to the most generic storyline in porn. The end result will give you the weirdest boner ever.
