Zombie beavers could very well be paddling to a cinema near you if the latest ‘two things that should never go together’ schlock horror film, Zombeavers, gets picked up by distributors.
Whoever said Hollywood is running out of original ideas clearly didn’t speak to the creators of Zombeavers. Yes, that’s correct, someone actually decided to cross zombies and beavers in what “is probably the most important movie about zombie beavers that you will ever see.”
Can’t fault that logic.
The story follows a handful of college co-eds who retreat to a riverside cabin (why do all of these films start like porn?). Little do they know, lurking in the depths of the river around them is a terrifying swarm of ZOMBIE BEAVERS. As the zombie beavers close in, the group struggles to stay alive while still showing as much skin as possible.
What message can we glean from the trailer if we ever find ourselves trapped in a similar situation, being hunted down by a swarm of merciless zombie beavers? It’s a message of unity – “We cannot turn against each other right now. That is exactly what the beavers want.”
Via Deadline
