‘The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies’ Honest Trailer Is Mean, Accurate

Did you see all of the Hobbit movies? Can you, without cheating, name all of the goddamn dwarves, or make a ballpark estimate of how many there were? Yeah, no, we’re completely stumped on that as well.

Thanks, Google.
Perhaps feeling our pain, the good people behind Honest Trailers have taken on the concluding chapter of Peter Jackson‘s trilogy, The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies, in typically snarky fashion.

Hobbit fans, prepare to be royally pissed off, and get ready to fire off your angriest retort in the comments section. Everyone else, enjoy: