“… in all the mountains there was a forging and an arming. Then they marched … until around and beneath the great mountain Gundabad of the North, where was their capital, a vast host was assembled ready to sweep down in time of storm unawares upon the South.”
The third in The Hobbit trilogy, The Battle of the Five Armies, is well and truly on its way with a trailer available to consume and a release date of December 12th, 2014, over which to froth.
If you hate goblins, bats and wargs, you are going to simply adore watching a battle of epic proportions fought against them by an alliance of dwarves, men, elves and motherfuckingfreedombringing eagles.
Unlike certain titular characters, you are guaranteed to not sleep through it:
