Oh, come on now. Stop feigning surprise. You knew this was going to happen sooner or later.
With this year’s season of The Bachelor actually holding true to form, as opposed to seasons of yore where the emotional jumprope kept going even after the cameras ceased rolling, and Sam and Snez going hella steady with each other, Channel Ten are apparently legit frothing to get them back onto local screens in double time.
The network has apparently inked a deal with the happy couple worth somewhere in the six-figure vicinity, with the likely result of all this being a Bachelor Wedding of the freaking millennium.
So sayeth Channel Ten:
“Nearly 1.9 million Australians tuned in to see Sam declare his love for Snezana and we would welcome the chance to work with the couple again. We wish them every happiness.”
Whilst it’s all mere speculation at the moment, televised nuptials seems a likely outcome.
Which leaves us with naught to do but ponder the possibilities.
Jilted ex-bachelorettes standing up at the “Speak now/Forever hold your peace” line?
Someone at the reception falling into the ornate water feature from atop the gilded speech balcony?
OSHER GETTING ORDAINED AS A MINISTER AND PERFORMING THE CEREMONY HIMSELF?
One thing’s for sure, there’s a set dresser at Shine who is absolutely shitting themselves over how goddamned many candles they’ll have to light for it.
Photo: Channel Ten.
Source: Cosmo.
