The Bachelorette: Real Estate Guy Gets A Pash, Promptly Kisses & Tells

This obviously shocked Australia to the very core, and we truly did not know if we could go on, or if we would ever trust again. But slowly, we pieced our lives back together, and continued watching our favourite reality television show, The Bachelorette. 

And tonight, this paid off. Michael pashed Ms. Frost for the first time, despite the fact that she offered to cook dinner and then just made cheese toasties (unforgivable, imho). 

That first kiss feel! ?????#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/lwK09IESdv

— #BacheloretteAU (@BacheloretteAU) October 7, 2015

So, it seems as though Mikey’s handsomeness got him through the ‘career lie of omission’ and he remains a show favourite.

However, after ~the pash~, Michael’s big stupid mouth decided to break the fabled ‘Bro Code’ by ‘kissing & telling’. As a consequence of these two huge developments, Twitter dang near broke:

“Michael didn’t seem fazed” no I think that’s just his boring face #TheBacheloretteAU

— Holly Licuanan (@hollyslicuanan) October 7, 2015

They kissed!!!!! ????????????????????????????????????#TheBacheloretteAu

— Bella Frizza (@BellaFrizza) October 7, 2015

Michael: ‘That kiss from Sam was just like my match-winning brace against Japan in the 2006 World Cup’.

#BacheloretteAU #TheBacheloretteAu

— MattNotFront (@MattiusBackius) October 7, 2015

That moment when Michael and Sam kiss. I legit pull this face. #TheBacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/JClI3cV8KX

— Rhiii (@remotetragic) October 7, 2015

That kiss was not as passionate as Sash’s! #TheBacheloretteAu

— Bee Bee (@bluerae1) October 7, 2015

Michael, you’ve just gone down a peg. Don’t kiss and tell! #TheBacheloretteAu

— Shalailah Medhora (@shalailah) October 7, 2015

If you call it dessert you have to eat it, Michael. MICHAEL EAT THE FLOWER. EAT THE FLOWER MICHAEL. #thebacheloretteAU

— Slime Hell Finegan (@SaidYouWere) October 7, 2015

But never have we resonated with a Bachelorette tweet more than this one. Church, ja feel:

I don’t think I’d kiss someone who promised me dessert and gave me a rose instead. #TheBacheloretteAu

— Brick Top (@TheAngelaOfOz) October 7, 2015

See more on Twitter, here, and watch this space for the full episode recap.