Assume the brace position, people: The Bachelorette Australia is coming your way, and it’s not stopping for anybody.
As you may dimly recall, for a fevered few weeks last year, Bachelor bachelor Blake Garvey was every-fucking-where, after proposing to Sam Frost, then calling it off out of the blue to shack up with the show’s second runner-up.
If you don’t, then just to refresh your memory, we reported about the whole situation here, here, here, here, here, here and probably a few other places, but FFS, guys, we don’t have all day to go digging that stuff up, okay?
All that matters now is that Frost has dusted herself off, and is somehow willing to trust Channel Ten at giving her “a second chance at finding love,” with eight eligible bachelors competing for her affections.
“I want to find a man who will love me for everything I am, and everything I’m not, and someone who is genuine, down to earth and has great values,” Frost said, not referring to anyone in particular.
“I’m really excited about this next stage of my life and believe the right man for me is just around the corner.”
In case you weren’t aware, The Bachelor New Zealand is happening right now, and is killing it thanks to incidents like this:
The Bachelorette arrives later this year on Ten. We can’t wait.