Nine or so months after doing sex with Mark Webber – no, not that Mark Webber, the other Mark Webber – evidently fecund thespian and #soblessed zen master Teresa Palmer has given birth to a human baby in dire need of a manicure, Bodhi Rain Palmer.
Says Palmer (pictured above taking leave from the maternity ward) of her newborn son:
Thank you God for blessing us with the most divine gift of our baby son Bodhi Rain Palmer born safely & naturally. pic.twitter.com/y5IqPBdxJh
— Teresa Palmer (@tez_palmer) February 19, 2014
Bodhi means “Awakened one” Rain “Abundant Blessings From Above” and our babies will be Palmer’s as Marks firstborn didn’t take his name.
— Teresa Palmer (@tez_palmer) February 19, 2014
The couple met on Twitter and together they’ve co-written the script for The Ever After, “a brutal love story that explores the depths of marriage” starring Melissa Leo, Palmer’s old mate Phoebe Tonkin, Jaime King, Rosario Dawson, Tahnya Tozzi and Kid Cudi. Bodhi Rain, however, might just be their finest work yet *punches self in face*.
In related news, Bodhi also shares a name with a famous Shiba Inu blogger named for Patrick Swayze’s character in Point Break; rain also means condensed moisture. Mazel! 
Photo: AFP via Getty
