“Suddenly, everyone around me is dying…”
Taylor Lautner, teen heartthrob and bane of T-shirt manufacturers the third world over, has premiered his first lead role since coming to prominence in the uber-successful Twilight franchise. Abduction details the story of a kid who finds a version of himself on a missing person’s website, only to find out that he’s pretty much the most highly valued teenager in the United States of America. It then pretty much turns into the next Bourne Identity sequel. This all makes perfect sense, have you seen the kid’s abs?
Ten points to Lautner for playing someone other than a scarily buffed-up kid who just so happens to be the centre of the universe even though he doesn’t know why and wait a second do I have time to eat some more beef patties I’m just not feeling my left bicep is really pumping toda-
Never mind.
via Speakeasy
