In news that has quite literally sent me and the internet into a frenzy, Rita Ora, Taika Waititi and Tessa Thompson were just spotted K-I-S-S-I-N-G so fuck my desperately single ass, I guess.
In photos shared exclusively with the Daily Mail, the ‘Let You Love Me’ singer and Thor: Love and Thunder director appeared on Waititi’s balcony in Sydney yesterday smiling and acting all lovey-dovey alongside my wife Tessa Thompson (Thor: Ragnarok, Sorry To Bother You).
Held in a series of warm embraces, Taika had Rita and Tessa in each arm, and the trio was seen laughing and kissing each other (!!!). Yes, you read that right: Taika and Rita *both* kissed Tessa bang on the lips and cheeks, and it’s sure *something*. Fetch me the reality stone because bestie, what the actual Asgardian fuck is this.
If you dare to have your dreams shattered, you can catch the pics here. Side bar: Twitter, like me, is absolutely losing it at this news.
rita ora being in a poly relationship with taika waititi and tessa thompson wasn’t on my 2021 bingo card but here we are
— dia (@SCOTTH0PE) May 23, 2021
Me finding out in a matter of seconds that Taika Waititi has actually not been married for years now and also he’s dating Rita Ora and also they were seen making out with Tessa Thompson pic.twitter.com/y0fpfmPk1R
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) May 23, 2021
what-taika waititi, tessa thompson and rita ora THEY- pic.twitter.com/6orAS4gpra
— mads (on priv more) (@V3CNASADVOCATE) May 23, 2021
I’m also tryna kiss taika waititi and Tessa Thompson… Rita Ora count your fucking days pic.twitter.com/HXoXiEFZip
— sonia (@soniajbh) May 23, 2021
The startling images come a day after Rita Ora allegedly “moved in” with Taika Waititi in his eastern suburbs home this Saturday. Like other international stars, the two, along with Tessa Thompson, have been here in Australia to film The Voice and Thor: Love and Thunder respectively.
Back in April, it came out that the pair had been secretly dating for “over a month.” And, we noted that the pair were grossly affectionate with each other at the front row of the RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under World Premiere earlier this month.
Whether this is a sign the newfound celebrity power couple are opening up their relationship or are merely playing to the cameras, one thing is absolutely certain: I am extremely jealous of Ms. Rita Ora right now. None of the three celebs have at this stage commented on their alleged threesome, and look, maybe they never will. But these pics are all I need.
