Today, for the first time in a decade, the world welcomed a new Star Wars film. It’s called The Force Awakens. It’s kind of a big deal – a big enough deal that attendees at the film’s premiere had their phones confiscated, lest they betray humanity by sneaking out some spoilers on social media.
Fortunately, those lucky souls have had the common decency not to do so… yet. Regardless, someone, somewhere, will eventually pull the ultimate dick move and deliberately spoil the biggest film release in recent memory ahead of the review embargo being lifted on Wednesday.
Essentially, it’s just like some anti-virus programs, just far more useful. If you’re still on the fence, cop this: it even comes with a little lightsaber logo. Try it out here.
JJ did it. #StarWarsForceAwakens
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 15, 2015
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