Scarlett Johansson To Host Nobel Peace Prize

Scarlett Johansson, the owner of the second and third most precious orbs in the galaxy following planet Earth (I’m not a Chauvanist, I swear) is set to host the 15th annual Nobel Peace Prize Concert.

Held in Oslo on the 11th of December, the concert will feature perfomances by, among others, Feist, Julieta Venegas and Diana Ross.

“We’re extremely pleased Ms. Johansson will join us for the Nobel Peace Prize Concert,” says Geir Lundestad – secretary of the Norwegian Nobel Committee. “Her compassion and influence will help us tremendously in our mission of spreading the global message of peace.”

The Nobel Peace Prize will be awarded to former Finnish President Martti Ahtisaari, and hopefully, in the interest of world peace Scar Jo will opt not to sing at the event.

Here’s why:

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