Oh hey guys, I think I remember you saying you were looking to lose a finger this weekend? Well, these two dudes from Japan have found a really good way to help.
You see, all you need to do is get a harmless children’s toy, preferably a snapping crocodile like this one, then attach DEADLY FUCKING RAZOR BLADES to the inside of its mouth and play with it as normal.
They even made a video to demonstrate how easy this is.
I can’t decide whether my favourite part is the blissfully serene pipe music playing in the background, or the fucking bandage on that one dude’s finger because clearly he has lost this game once before and remains undeterred.
Have fun with this toy*, and don’t forget to put your finger on ice when it gets chopped off!
Have a great weekend, you guys, and just remember that on a daily basis, Japan is churning out shit more awesome, deadly and hardcore than you could ever possibly imagine.
* Please do not actually do this yourself. I’m not kidding. Please, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT attempt to replicate this stunt because doing so would be very bad news. Just leave it be. Go for a walk at the beach. Call your parents and tell them you love them. But please DON’T go chopping your fucking fingers off. Be safe, everyone.
via YouTube
