Tom From ‘Queer Eye’ Married Abby So Everything Is Beautiful & Nothing Hurts

MY GOD WHAT A ROLLERCOASTER.

Those of you who dragged your eyes across the seriously good Netflix reboot of Queer Eye by now will no doubt be intimately familiar with the trials and tribulations of Episode 1 sweetheart Tom‘s love life ever since the show went to air.

At the conclusion of the episode he’d cleaned his act up and managed to reconcile with beloved ex-wife Abby, in a very nice and good and sweet moment.

Then, in a flash, it was over, with Tom announcing on Twitter that the pair had split up.

But just as quick as that happened, it was back on, with Tom confirming they were back together.

Then not too long after that, he’d gotten down on one knee and re-proposed in a very sweet moment.

Now, following on from all that, we’ve now got confirmation that the adorable duo have officially tied the knot, with Tom sharing the wonderful news online earlier today.

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THEY ARE.

The pair reportedly eloped to tie the knot in a private ceremony in Tennessee on March 27th, before spending their honeymoon in the mountain town of Gatlinburg.

The announcement of their nuptials was held off to today for various media-related reasons. You know how it is.

But now that the flood gates are open, Tom is well and truly shouting the good news from the heavens, posting photos of his special day all over the place. He’s gone love crazy! He’s outta control!

YES TOM, YES YOU GOOD THING. YES MATE.

So just to recap this entire emotional saga:

  • Tom’s episode of Queer Eye drops.
  • Shortly thereafter, Tom confirms he and Abby are not together.
  • He subsequently confirms they are back together again.
  • He proposes to her, and she says yes.
  • They elope to get married, waiting weeks to make the public announcement.
  • He confirms they be wed, everyone rejoices.

All that’s happened since February this year.

Good lord. I think I need a Redneck Margarita just to deal with reading all of it.

Congratulations, you crazy kids!

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