We’re aware that nothing about this makes sense. Literally nothing.
First point of absolute what-the-fuckery:
Despite being nemeses once upon a time, N*SYNC and Backstreet Boys are making a movie, together. They’re also interested in getting Jordan Knight from New Kids on the Block on board.
Secondly:
The film will a ‘zombie western futuristic horror’ movie, according to what Nick Carter said to Rolling Stone.
Thirdly:
The 90’s pop icons will be making this film with the people that made the horrifically wonderful, critically-disregarded, ‘Sharknado’.
Nick Carter (an alleged sci-fi aficionado), will write and star in the movie, currently titled ‘Dead 7’. He will play ‘a good guy’, and AJ McLean will play a villian.
A FUTURISTIC WESTERN – IS THAT A THING? ALSO, WITH ZOMBIES? SHARKNADO, WHAT THE FUCK. IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE GOING TO BE A PART OF THIS? Our brains are dying.
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via Daily Telegraph
