Winter ain’t just coming anymore, winter is bloody well here, mates. And with it, all the treasures that Netflix has in store for you.
The streaming wunderkinds have unveiled their slate of releases that’s set to hit your screens throughout July, and those rainy, chilly days and nights suddenly have a bunch of good gear to fill it with.
We already know that the Fast & Furious franchise is roaring onto screens next month, but we now know that it’ll happen right at the stroke of July, on the very first day. Rejoice accordingly.
Elsewhere, the long-awaited sixth season of Orange is the New Black hits screens in full come July 27th. That one’s a “circle the date in the calendar“-type deal. Prepare yourselves.
Bye bye, Litch. pic.twitter.com/Y9tWQtIO37
— Orange Is the New Black (@OITNB) June 5, 2018
Elsewhere, there’s a whole smattering of new Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee landing on July 6th, if an insanely boring rich man showing off his cars and whinging about how college kids don’t find him funny anymore while an objectively more-talented guest smiles politely sounds like your kind of thing.
There’s also a new instalment of the really quite good Last Chance U coming in July in two halves, which is great if you love combining sports with abject misery and heartbreak. Which you should. Because sport is the best thing in the world.
But that’s not all! There’s only bloody Superbad and Pineapple Express and Practical Magic and The Day After Tomorrow and Ghost Rider and Once Upon A Time In Mexico and a new stand-up special from Iliza Shlesinger and I guess technically Jim Jeffries as well and heaps bloody more.
You’d be a bit of a fool to not find something good in this lot. Little something in here for everyone.
Peep Netflix’s full July release schedule below.
The Fast and the Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Fast & Furious
Rush Hour 3
This is the End
The Day After Tomorrow
Once Upon a Time In Mexico
Legends of the Fall
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
Shameless – Seasons 1-4
Doc Martin – Seasons 4-7
Queens of Comedy – Season 2
From Dusk Til Dawn – Season 3
The Comedy Lineup
Anne with an E – Season 2
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee – New 2018: Freshly Brewed
The Legacy of a Whitetail Deer Hunter
The Skin of the Wolf
First Team: Juventus – Part B
Inside the World’s Toughest Prisons – Season 2
Somebody Feed Phil: The Second Course
Free Rein – Season 2
Step Up 3
Dr. Suess’ The Lorax
Drug Lords – Season 2
Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
This Is Where I Leave You
Hyori’s Bed & Breakfast – Season 2
How It Ends
Jim Jeffries: This Is Me Now
The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants
Suits – Season 7
Bonusfamiljen – Season 2
The Joel McHale Show with Joel McHale – Part 2
Horrible Bosses 2
Jimmy: The True Story of a True Idiot
Father of the Year
Last Chance U: EMCC & Life After
Last Chance U: INDY – Part 1
Home: Adventures with Tip & Oh – Season 4
Luna Petunia: Return to Amazia – Season 2
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Iliza Shlesinger: Elder Millennial
Orange is the New Black – Season 6
Roman Empire: Reign of Blood, Master of Rome
Welcome to the Family
The Bleeding Edge
The Worst Witch – Season 2
Cupcake & Dino: General Services
A Very Secret Service – Season 2
Terrace House: Opening New Doors – Part 3
El Chapo – Season 3