Natalie Portman Had A Baby!

Natalie Portman had a baby boy you guys! I’m too excited to articulate exactly how I’m feeling right now so I’m just gonna let OK! Magazine do it for me:

First she had the special experience of becoming an Oscar winner, and now Natalie Portman has nabbed an even more precious honor – she’s a mom to a newborn baby! OK! learned the good tidings from an insider who said Natalie and her soon-to-be husband, dancer Benjamin Millepied, are nested at home in NYC with their new baby.

Aw!

Congratulations and mazel tov to the parents of the as-yet-unnamed baby boy who emerged from Natalie’s holy vagina. The kid will inevitably look like the Childlike Empress from Neverending Story and grow up to be either a jedi or a floating orb of light.

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