Natalie Portman Gets Married, Sadly Not To You

Luminescent Oscar winner and the object of everyone’s affection Natalie Portman is officially off the market. Over the weekend, vows were exchanged between Portman, 31, and her French-born baby daddy Benjamin Millepied, 35, after meeting three years ago on the set of nightmarish ballet thriller Black Swan.

According to People Magazine, the couple exchanged vows in a Jewish ceremony held in Big Sur, California, with about 60 guests looking on. No photos of the event have been released but it’s time to accept that Benjamin Millepied won the lottery of life and you did not.

Words by Jacquie Lennon
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