“Sorry – I didn’t see you there… Who me? Why, I’m just casually nursing my genetically perfect infant with my spectacular breasts (softened to baby-appropriate suppleness by my own line of organically-made non toxic breast-specific moisturiser) before popping out for a quick appearance in a Victoria’s Secret lingerie fashion show. What are you doing today?”
Via @MirandaKerr
Main photograph by Mark Metcalfe via Getty Images.
