Miley Cyrus Reckons Titties Over Guns, Trash Talks T-Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’

HONEST TO GOD, it wouldn’t be a week working in media without news of another Taylor Swift landing on your desk (or inbox, as it were).

This one – unlike that Taylor Swift vs Nicki Minaj non-event debacle – is 100% legit.

Miley Cyrus is in US Marie Claire‘s September issue trash talking Taylor’s ‘Bad Blood’ video clip, inciting bad Bad Blood puns a-plenty.

“I don’t get the violence revenge thing,” Miley said. “That’s supposed to be a good example? And I’m a bad role model because I’m running around with my titties out? I’m not sure how titties are worse than guns.”

Titties, guns… both can be filed under things *generally* not deemed appropriate by ‘the powers that be’ for small children. 

Things are on course to get *suuuuuper* awkward at the upcoming VMAs: Miley’s hosting the awards, and Taylor’s nominated for about fifty fucking thousand of ‘em.

Y’all ready for this?

fuck yeah VMAzzzzzz!!!!! Make and submit your VMA edits at mtvvma.net @mtv #vmas #host

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Aug 6, 2015 at 2:44pm PDT

Picture via Miley Cyrus’ Instagram.

via Marie Claire.