Now that Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart are all Instagram-official (via an extremely sessual Insta pic), people think it’s cool to make assumptions about their sex life and AHAHAHA no bitch.
A couple of weeks back Lili tweeted about skipping out on New York Fashion Week to spend time in bed with her “bae”, who we now know for sure is her Riverdale co-star.
“Fashion week is great and all, but have you ever spent a rainy weekend inside cuddled up with your bae?” She wrote.
Fashion week is great and all, but have you ever spent a rainy weekend inside cuddled up with your bae?
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) September 10, 2018
Two mean girls, let’s call them Gretchen and Karen, thought they’d be, like, LOL totes hilar and publicly violate their privacy by guessing what sex between the pair would look like.
“How come this cringey bitch gets to date Cole but I don’t?” Asked Gretchen.
“She is so 2013 tumblr,” Karen responded. “She probably tells him to touch her butt and buy her pizza.”
I mean, Gretchen has such a vibrant, friendly, ~glowing~ personality, I can’t imagine WHY Cole dates Lili and not her. It’s so unfairrr.
Reinhart, who’s clearly dealt with a bully or two in her time, spotted their stoopid comments and knew exactly how to deal with them: remind them that the reason why they’re being C U Next Tuesdays is because they’re jealous that she gets to bone Cole Sprouse and there’s a 99.9% chance that they never will.
“No no… I tell him to touch me ~everywhere~ and then we eat Chinese food. Get your facts straight, Emily,” she responded.
Now THAT is how you put the haters in their place.
Aaaaand none for Gretchen Weiners.