So Lance Armstrong has finally confessed to being the world class d-bag that we’d all eventually come to realise he was. Forget EPO, testosterone, or unicorn tears, Lance Armstrong was such a killer in the saddle because the dude is a friggin’ robot. Answering Oprah’s questions with the honesty we were promised, Armstrong said all the right things and even tried to deliver them in the appropriate remorseful manner but seriously, he is ice cold!
Largely emotionless, the most animated Lance became in the whole interview was when he was accused of calling his teammate’s wife fat! I mean, the nerve. Sure he called her a crazy bitch but there is a line that not even Lance would cross! Glad we cleared that up.
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Whether or not you call bullshit on Lance’s apology is entirely up to you but this is what Armstrong confirmed during the interview.
– Admitted to doping in all Tour de France wins
– Did not consider himself a “cheat” at time
– Saw doping as “a level playing field”
– Admits mistakes and issues apology
– Will now co-operate with official inquiries
If you missed it, here’s the opening confession.
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