Alright, alright, alright, Kylie Jenner being pregnant is *NOT NEWS*. In the history of tabloid gossip, there’s never been a story the ‘not newsers’ are more likely to proudly comment, “go report on something important”, “why is this news”, or my personal favourite, “who?”
Cut the crap. You know who Kylie Jenner is. And while it might offend your personal sensibilities that the status of her utero occupatum (this is not real Latin, don’t Google it) is currently being discussed by millions worldwide, it is, so we’re going to be talking about it. It doesn’t mean we’ve forgotten about the same-sex marriage postal survey, Hurricanes Harvey through Maria, or third world debt, ja feel?
Anyway, rant over: Kylie Jenner may or may not be pregnant.
Multiple sources confirmed the news to TMZ, and at least one further source confirmed the news to BuzzFeed. Obviously, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians ten year anniversary is coming up, which led some people to think that Kris Jenner leaked the the news to TMZ herself.
Live footage was found of kris jenner leaking to tmz that kylie jenner is pregnant right before the kardashian 10 year anniversary pic.twitter.com/n02ZivK7Vf
— ☆☆☆☆☆ (@michellejeann_) September 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/fentysgrahams/status/911341008469753857
Since the news broke, the Kardashian-Jenner clan have stayed silent on the issue. But in the last couple hours, Kylie has put up two Instagram posts that has left fans speculating wildly on her uterus status.
The first is this bathrobe squad selfie, which could easily hide a lil’ baby bump. (Angles are everything, etc.)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZbyiqJlvr9/?taken-by=kyliejenner
And the second is this birthday post for bestie Jordyn Woods, with a veeeery obvious shot of her belly.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZb2LFiF3yI/?taken-by=kyliejenner
Kylie knows exactly what she’s doing. She could have denied the rumours (she hasn’t), she could have addressed the rumours (she hasn’t), or she could have stayed silent (lol, she hasn’t).
Instead, she gives us a cheeky belly shot that practically begs her 97.9 million followers to scrutinise, using everything but x-ray vision to see if Travis Scott‘s fertilised fetus is inside.
The general consensus appears to be ‘no’:
On the one hand, Kylie claims this pic was taken yesterday, but on the other, it’s not like she’d be popping at two to three months.
Honestly, I’m with Imperium Jesse over here:
FWIW, Kris *has* addressed the rumours, but extremely cryptically. She was met with paparazzi at Milan Fashion Week, and told them, “It wouldn’t be the family if something didn’t happen every single day.” True.
