Kim Kardashian Is Coming To Melbourne For Some Reason

“Some reason” being a fleeting public appearance at the Westfield Southland in Melbourne next week to promote American “weight loss and cleansing” product line QuickTrim, for which the Kardashians are spurikers. Mirroring its curvacious ambassadors, the “body beautification” (ugh!) product line has been the subject of litigation for being total bullshit and is said to have the net effect of laxatives. Speaking of, this unintentionally hilarious phone-sex-hotline-vibe advertisement starring Kim and Khloe belongs straight in the infomercial toilet bowl.

If you’re interested in such things…

What: Kim Kardashian for QuickTrim® live at Westfield Southland
When: Friday, 21 September
Where: Centre Court, Westfield Southland, 1239 Nepean Highway, Cheltenham
Time: 4.00pm

Photo by Pascal Le Segretain via Getty Images Entertainment.

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