Sweet baby cheeses, how many seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians can the human race endure? Apparently, another 5 – minimum. Yep, the show that already has a whopping 14 seasons under its belt and ten spinoff shows has been confirmed to run into 2019.
So more of this, then.
According to TMZ, the new contract the Kardashian fam’s signed with E! sees them pocket a cool 192 million bucks, with momager Kris scoring $19 mill of that in “manager fees”.
The new deal is like a 50% pay rise – fuck me, we are all clearly in on wrong career path aren’t we – from their 2015 contract, in which they got around 25 million per ‘cycle’ (season).
Honestly, how much more can even happen to this family to warrant this much tv? Here are my predictions:
- Kris decides to start a polygamist harem of hot young guys, cos let’s all just admit the woman is a fucking FOX and girl can GET. IT.
- Scott discovers the power of crystals, Spencer Pratt style, and they reform him in such a dramatic fashion that he becomes a Danoz Direct crystal salesman.
- Kim instigates a crossover episode with Toddlers & Tiaras, in which North just fucking destroys the competition because she is the true hero personality in that family and deserves to shine, shine, SHINE.
Actually, we take it back – there’s plenty that can happen, tbqh this show could run until 2050 and we’d still be addicted.
