Just when you finally thought you had your shit together, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel‘s baby is here, to remind you that you will never be as rich, beautiful or celebrated as the offspring of two famous people.
Sorry guys. #PrayingForYou #PrayingForUsAll
Representatives for Timberlake and Biel told E! News on Saturday that the actress had given birth to the singer’s first known child, although the exact date of said birth remains a mystery.
The child, a boy, is named Silas Randall Timberlake.
The pair revealed very little about their infant’s conception and gestation, and his very existence was only confirmed in February, when Timberlake Instagrammed a photo of him kissing Biel’s pregnant belly.
At last weekend’s iHeartRadio awards, the singer told the audience: “Daddy’s heading home right now to innovate by learning how to change a poopy diaper and get my swaddle on!”
Both parents are reportedly “ecstatic” at Silas Randall’s arrival.
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