IT’S THE VICPOCOLYPSE: Melbourne Cops Tornadoes, Severe Storm Warning

Earlier today, The Bureau of Meteorology issued a very srs weather warning for Melbourne, and it looked absolutely fucking terrifying. In all honesty, we kind of shrugged it off, because everyone knows how tempestuous Melbourne weather can be, right? 

Wrong – this looked like some bullllllllshit; like some seriously end-of-the-world kind of stuff. Not only is the thunderstorm hammering the CBD, there was also a legit tornado warning for Tullamarine – which obviously houses Melbourne’s main airport. 

Here’s the report from BOM:

And here’s every Melburnian with Internet access freaking the absolute fuck out:

Bit of rain about! #melbourne #melbweather #storm pic.twitter.com/awbICv6P95

— Scott Carne (@SMCarne) November 5, 2015