Today is the other Kate’s wedding of 2011: Kate Moss and The Kills frontman Jamie Hince are tying the knot. To celebrate, let’s toast the couple by pouring a few drinks as we simultaneously pour over the international press’s coverage.
If you’re feeling festive, why not get proper pie-eyed by playing THE KATE MOSS AND JAMIE HINCE WEDDING DRINKING GAME.
The rules are simple.
Take a drink:
Whenever it is referred to as “the other royal wedding of 2011″.
Every time an ex-wife of an Oasis member appears.
Every time there’s a dude from a band on screen.
Whenever a Southrop local refers to the wedding as ‘Moss-stock’.
Do a shot:
Whenever you see a photo of Alison Mosshart looking surly.
Every time Jamie Hince is referred to as “the British rocker”.
Every time a commentator refers to someone as “one of the original supermodels”
Commence a waterfall: (one person starts drinking then person next to them starts then the next and so on)
At any mention of piles of rack.
If you see a glimpse of Kate’s daughter Lila Grace (have you seen her in the last 5 years? Is she real?)
Drink a beaker of your own urine:
If anybody uses the words “rock and roll fairytale”.
Do the worm:
If the words “John Galliano” and “Nazi” are used in the same sentence.
If Naomi Campbell is not wearing something from a taxidermist.
Crush a tinny on your forehead:
If they show this footage…
CONGRATULATIONS KATE AND JAMIE xxxxxxx
