Let it never be said that Warnie hasn’t had a crack.
“Australia‘s No. 1 party boy” – yes, that is how Shane Warne describes himself – is keen to hook up with iconic ’03 queen Paris Hilton while she’s in town.
The heiress, DJ, and former overlord of Kim Kardashian arrived in Melbourne late Wednesday night, and was the special guest at a party at Crown‘s Club 23 on Thursday.
Now here’s his exact quote, which is important for reasons that will soon become clear.
“Australia’s No. 1 party boy would like to meet her,” he said. “We’ve got mutual friends but we’ve never had the chance to meet. It’s exciting she’s in town.”
After this story broke, Warnie took to Twitter to clarify – uh, literally nothing about the story.
Clarity re HS article. I said it was great that Paris was enjoying Melbourne & hope I get a chance to say hi as we have some mutual friends
— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) November 17, 2016
THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY SAID YOU SAID, MATE. Any insinuations that you wanted to meet Paris for ~romantic~ reasons are purely in the mind of the reader, and quite frankly are a direct result of you proving yourself time and time again to be among Australia’s thirstiest.
Honestly, the weirdest thing about this whole yarn is that he doesn’t already follow Paris on Instagram (we checked).
Who knows what’ll happen between these two selfie lords. ICYMI, Paris brutally blanked Rob Mills on ‘The Project‘ last night (while Millsy’s mum was in the audience, no less), so her time in Australia isn’t exactly occupied by fanning long-lost flames.
Could this be love?
Photo: Instagram.
