A friend of mine had the unfortunate and horrifically painful experience of breaking his penis during sex. It’s a mortifying tale he recounts in graphic detail with such despair, shame and horror it almost always elicits a two girls one cup type reaction and renders listeners into wincing sympathists who seriously consider abstinence.
I’m telling you this because my friend would be the ideal candidate for I’m So Bad At Sex, not because he’s bad at sex in general (I wouldn’t know) but because a seemingly straight forward and universally rewarding act can go so horribly wrong. Hollywood depicts sex as a rapturous four hour union of the souls ignoring that in real life it can actually lead to anxiety, self-esteem issues, embarrassment or in my friend’s case, trips to the emergency ward.
I’m So Bad At Sex, as the name might suggest is a blog dedicated to laughing at our sexual misadventures or as the site explains: “imsobadatsex.com was created for the sole purpose of revealing one dirty little secret that everyone in the world has: you suck at sex; and that’s an OK thing to admit. Given the fact that usually our first exposure to actual sex involves some sort of pornographic video or image which depicts a well toned man with an enormous member immaculately thrusting said member into an impossibly thin girl, I think we are doing pretty decent for ourselves.”
Despite the dirty, dirty schadenfreude the blog elicits it’s sharp, short and most importantly funny. For those with coital skeletons in the closet you know where to vent.
