I have no opinions on the size of my thumbs. Absolutely none. If you asked me what size my thumbs are, I would say, “Yes, correct, I have thumbs!” Obviously, I have seen many other thumbs in my time on this planet, but my frame of reference for how big a thumb should be is modelled on the very thumbs that God gave me — the ones that I have had for my entire life. This might not be the case for 20-year-old student Jacob Pina, who must surely look at his own thumbs and instinctively know that something strange is going on.
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This might sound like kind of a mean thing to say about a person, but this is just objectively true, as you can see for yourself:
As he himself describes in the hashtags on his posts, the thumb is indeed “#long” and “#weird”. The thumb has managed to garner Pina not inconsiderable fame on Tik Tok, where he has amassed over 156,000 followers (although I’m sure his personality or whatever has something to do with it as well).
How much content can you make out of having a long thumb, you ask? Heaps, it turns out:
Pina told Metro that it surprises people sometimes but otherwise it’s a pretty chill existence, having big-ass thumbs: “When people see my thumb, they freak out and measure it next to their own thumb, I feel great about it. It’s always great to be different and embrace your own essence.”
And sometimes, apparently, that ‘essence’ is having just the biggest goddamn thumb anyone has ever seen. Bless.
