Fox Reveals Its Fake Prince Harry Dating Show


Will these women ever trust again? Following the dating show tradition of presenting the eponymous eligible hottie as something they are not – see: Joe Millionaire (common poor) and There’s Something About Miriam (her penis) – comes I Wanna Marry “Harry”, spurious high farce in which a dozen single American women desperate to play the game of thrones are flown to a fancy estate in England to compete for the affections of a squinty-eyed Prince Harry lookalike named Matthew Hicks. 

What will they do when they learn of his true identity, “just some bloke”?

It’s hard to believe any person remotely interested in the succession of the royal family could be deceived into thinking this guy is the real Prince Harry or that the real Prince Harry would resort to the medium of a reality dating show to find his future princess. So maybe they’re just pitching him as some kind of desperate distant relative with land and titles and stuff?   

Sounds that way from the synopsis: “An average English ‘bloke’ is given the royal treatment and an upper crust makeover before meeting 12 single American women searching for Prince Charming. Will he be able to convince them he’s regal? And if he does, will they fall for the crown, or fall in love with the real him?”  
Either way, this sounds terrible. 

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