Far be it from this particular writer to understand our generation’s obsession with astrology, which, let’s all be one hundred percent clear on, is complete and utter bullshit.
I’m sure it’s something to do with tumultuous and stressful times (oh hey 2018 you huge bitch!) leading young people to seek out ethereal guidance from giant luminous spheroids millions of light-years away or what have you, so, like go off I guess. What do I fkn know?
Anyway, because capitalism never rests, there’s now these luxe new lippies from Bite Beauty which are specifically made for your zodiac sign.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BeN_dmvD3fA/?taken-by=bitebeauty
Every month they’ll be releasing a new shade to coincide with the starsigns and they legit have a psychic (LOL) to help them design each colour:
Aquarius is an air sign ruled by the planet Uranus and is the sign of inventors, pioneers, radicals — unique individuals who like to disrupt the status quo. Aquarius gets an inventive take on a classic.
Ok I’m an Aquarius and tbh they got the whole “ruled by butts” bit right.
The lippie will set you back $26 big ones, and is available at Sephora (although at time of posting, the Aquarius one is out of stock soz).
