Demi Moore Officially Divorcing Cheating Scum Ashton Kutcher

With the official confirmation that Demi Moore is divorcing her hat-wearing tool husband Ashton Kutcher so ends the golden years of the Cougar. In a statement Demi announced the termination of their marriage, making reference to Kutcher’s well-publicised alleged infidelities and it is unbearably sad stuff. She said:

“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.”

Face palm @aplusk.

Via e!online

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