The guy who took the most highly-dissected dump in television history, Dean Norris, has gone and done the unthinkable. He’s uploaded a video spoiling the end of Breaking Bad… sort of.
In a Funny Or Die sketch, Norris (who plays DEA agent Hank Schrader) performs a totally LOLable script for the final episode he wrote himself, titled Hank Wins. In it, the immensely popular AMC series finishes with Hank catching Walter White, as the drug lord “cries like a little baby bitch” and shoots himself. Hank also makes out with a “babe in sexy dress”, gets permission from his wife via text that he can “sex ne1 he wants”, goes reverse bald, and gets magical mineral super powers. And then it actually gets weirder.
Obviously it’s all a joke (and actually a pretty funny one at that – Norris has some genuine comedy talent), but the level of absurdity isn’t that far removed from what’s actually gone down in the show so far.
