Dead Body Found On Opening Ceremony Rooftop

Gawker reports that a dead body was found on the rooftop of New York City boutique and Chloe Sevigny collaborators Opening Ceremony forcing the retailer to cancel a photo shoot.

Says Gawker: “A tipster tells us that an Opening Ceremony staffer made the grisly discovery yesterday during a smoke break, along with a bunch of other salacious details that may or may not be true. But the NYPD confirmed to Gawker that the body of a white male was indeed found yesterday at 35 Howard St., which is Opening Ceremony’s address.”

In the interest of good taste Gawker play it fairly straight because, you know, a dead body’s involved but that doesn’t stop their snarky commenters from bringing the morbid LOL’s. Our favourites are below…

I saw that episode of L&O. It was the homeless kid’s dad.

I will no longer be shoplifting at Opening Cermeony.

Look at this dead fucking hipster?

hipster grifter victim?

There must be human sacrifice before any truly epic fashion event. Why the surprise?

Via Gawker

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