If you thought the sky in Sydney looked a particularly charming shade of blue today or felt an unusually icy wind pierce what’s left of your soul, it’s because Daniel Craig [‘s eyes] fell from this sky this morning having arrived in town to smize stoically during tonight’s decisive test match between the Wallabies and the Lions.
According to tattletales at Qantas and the Australian Rugby Union, today’s Sydney Morning Herald are reporting that Craig flew First Class into Sydney from Los Angeles very early this morning under the cover of darkness, the sun feeble and pale in his spectacular wake. He was accompanied by one (1) body guard, who was relegated to Business.
Craig will attend tonight’s third and final test match kicking off at 8pm, an ephemeral diamond in the rough of some 30,000 British and Irish fans also relegated to Business – the Business of Losing. Then he’ll probably have a couple o’ pints – cannae stay long, big day tomorrow – and head off back home again, because you know Missus Weiszzz [‘s personal chef] is cookin’ up some first class nosh for Sundee supper, yes siree ma’am.
via SMH
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