And now for the latest in news reports inspired by Showtime’s hit drama Homeland comes a report about a man in America who is suing TMI internet couple Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, plus the greater Kardashian family, for alleged ties to global militant organisation al-Qaeda.
Jonathan Lee Riches filed a lawsuit under the alias Gino Romano claiming, amongst other things, that he witnessed Kimye pledging allegiance to al-Qaeda at a secret training camp in June of this year.
According to a statement (via allhiphop.com) Riches/Romano claims the Kardashian’s have a jihad against him and that he has “already escaped numerous assassination attacks” including one alleged episode when “Kim Kardashian launched a rocket at me, Bruce Jenner threw a grenade at my head, and Khloe Kardashian tried to behead me”.
Although Romano’s accusations land outside the bounds of believability, imagine if this insane BS turns out to be true. I’m not sure who would impress me more: this guy for outing a homeland terrorist operation, or the Kardashians for maintaining a hectic schedule of Las Vegas nightclub attendances while simultaneously learning how to launch rockets at al-Qaeda training.
Side note: Nine out of 10 ears say Kim Kardashian is a terrorist.
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