Chris (Simpsons Artist) To Release Book Of Motivational Quotes

Chris (Simpsons Artist), the cartoonist behind Simpsons Pictures That I Gone And Done, was perhaps best summed up by FHM, who once described him: “He’s the Internet’s Picasso, he lives in Scotland somewhere, no one knows his real name, and he does slightly unnerving pictures of famous people.”

Truer words have ne’er been said. And the epitome of niche internet comedy has ne’er been so accurately portrayed by Chris (Simpsons Artist). For those suffering under the burden of a poor life choice of being unacquainted, Chris (Simpsons Artist) tweets like this:

Posts on Facebook like this:

sometimes the less you know about your wife the better your life will be. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

Posted by Simpsons pictures that I gone and done on Monday, 9 March 2015

Makes videos like this, posts shout outs to Australia like this, and writes guides to football like this.

Overnight, and following recent guest columns on The Guardian and The Independent, your boy announced the release of his debut print offering, ‘Motivational Quotes To Help You Be More Positive’a hardcover, 112-page book dropping on November 5 this year.

If Chris’ genuinely heartbreaking ode to Robbin Williams is anything to go by, the motivational quotes he’s gone and done will no doubt be a precious sight to behold. 

In the artist’s words, the book will be for someone who is “fed up”, or “completely normal and just wants to look at something,” or, “would rather be dead,” and will ultimately be a little bit like this:

“when you have no motivation it is like a wall of sadness has been built up inside of yourself and it is this wall that stops all of the happy things in the world from getting inside of your body so take my book and use it to break down the wall of sadness brick by brick so that happiness can climb back inside of your body and live there for the rest of your days 

love from your friend Chris (Simpsons artist) xox”
Long live the internet. 

Via The Simpsons Art.

 

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