Gwyneth Paltrow is a polarising celebrity in that she is either loathed for her white privileged self-righteous macrobiotic bullshit or, if you’re like me, you think her white privileged self-righteous macrobiotic bullshit is seven kinds of fabulous and believe all women, nay, humans, should get all up in her GOOP e-newsletters for information on superfoods and Tracey Anderson’s 15 minute work out. Talk show host Chelsea Handler clearly subscribes to the latter, after describing Gwyneth as an “amazing advice giver” (and more than likely an amazing blozzie giver) on the Monday episode of her show Chelsea Lately!
In the segment Handler recalled: “We were at a dinner party one night and this girl was asking for advice and Gwyneth is an amazing advice giver. The woman was saying ‘I got into a big fight with my husband and I got home and I wanted to scream and yell’ and Gwyneth was like ‘Whatever you’re doing just do the opposite, just go at him with love and you give him a blow job’.”
The concept of proffering oral sex as a balm to soothe emotional problems might seem a little retrograde (retro-sexual?), but to anyone who refuses to agree with Gwyneth’s wisdom and acknowledge sex as a successful foil for relationship tension we respectfully say, you know nothing Jon Snow.
Via CNN
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