Pics of Justin Bieber‘s peen machine are currently circulating the internet, after some paparazzi with a long lens camera snapped Bieber in the buff while on vacation in Bora Bora, and promptly sold them to the NY Daily News for a sum of money we can estimate was ‘a fuckton’.
All up, they published six photos of Justin Bieber’s rig ‘n dick, as well as a handful of more-clothed pics of him and model Jayde Pierce, his rumoured lady love and Bora Bora vacation buddy.
In absolutely no surprises at all, the internet leapt gleefully into action, dropping the jokes at a mile a minute:
Don’t worry bro I got you @justinbieber pic.twitter.com/3nLwjWDEFY
— Luke Furnival (@itisfurny) October 7, 2015
when Justin Bieber’s dick is all over your tl pic.twitter.com/uhuS28xYs8
— Alex (@_Eggrolls_) October 7, 2015
etc.
What is kind of surprising, however, and a positive indication of humanity’s upward trajectory, is the fact that #RespectJustinsPrivacy was ALSO trending within hours.
it’s actually disgusting that paparazzi sneak around and do this as a job, everyone deserves space and privacy smh #RespectJustinsPrivacy
— darlene (@platinumbiebsus) October 7, 2015
imagine if you were Justin and they recorded you naked without your consent and shared the pics all over the internet #RespectJustinsPrivacy
— Justin Bieber Team (@SecuteBelieber) October 7, 2015
Justin was in private and he didn’t know the pics were being taken and they were put on the Internet with no consent #RespectJustinsPrivacy
— Justin Bieber News (@iBieberThought) October 7, 2015
Because – let’s be real here – if it was a woman who’d had her naked photos spread all over the internet without her consent, we’d all be grabbing the nearest pitchfork.
FFS, when Kate Middleton was snapped naked on her honeymoon, the French magazine Closer which first published the photos, was torn to shreds. It shouldn’t be any different for a dude, even if this one has got a wang to rival Lenny Kravitz’s / Reginald‘s quivering member.
Your / his mate Ed Sheeran took to Instagram to defend Biebs with a casual reminder that the media is not always right.
Image credit goes to the NY Daily News, who are running the actual pics HERE if you want to see them.
