Beyonce And Jay-Z’s Illuminati Baby Definitely “Blue”

It is the most famous baby in the world, and yet the first infant child of illuminati power couple Beyonce and Jay-Z is causing great confusion because of the nouveau name she has been dealt. It’s either Ivy Blue or Blue Ivy.

Cue this en masse:

After initial “reports” that the baby’s name was Ivy Blue, all-knowing Goop queen and Bey-Z best friend, Gwyneth Paltrow, threw a spanner in the works after making the twitter announcement “Welcome to the world, Blue!” – which must mean either she has just discovered R&B singer Blue Cantrell, or the baby’s name really is Blue. (Gwyneth Paltrow is definitely not urban enough to refer to a newborn baby by their second name. That’s just obnoxious.)

Her tweet provoked a wave of responses, some of which questioning Gwyneth’s reliability as a source:

…But eventually Gwyneth confirmed that yes Blue is indeed the name of the child:

Phew. Thank heavens that’s all sorted.

Blue Cantrell:

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